My fellow Americans The American people I just wanted to begin by mentioning that Tonight, I want the people of this country The American people Regular, hard-working Americans To get together And shoot me Donald Trump Is dead I’m getting absolutely killed Dead That means it’s all over Dead By the way, I can give them all the ammunition To shoot me Dead Get out and kill me I want to express our Nation’s deepest condolences and most heartfelt sympathies to the family of Mr. Trump Donald Trump Dead I love dying Frankly, I want to get shot and die I’m okay with it, it’s okay with me We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government (Dead) We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government (Kill Kill) We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government (I’m gonna kill the motherfucker) We’ll assassinate the president (Hopefully very quickly) Take over the government We’ll assassinate the president (I’m gonna shoot the president) Take over the government (you’ll shoot your president) (Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha) We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government (It’s gonna rain blood) We have to get the best people We need to get the best and the finest angry mob To chop off my head Ch-ch-chop of my head My head My head And the finest angry mobs of peace loving citizens in our poorest communities To drown me in The Great Lakes I want to be drown out by an angry mob As far as I’m concerned waterboarding is absolutely fine but we should go much further Tonight, I want to get savagely beaten And left dying on the streets Dead I want to be hit in the face with bricks America needs Anarchy We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government (They’re going to kill him) We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government (I want feel horrible, horrible pain) We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government (There will be bloodshed, there will be death) We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government (prepare to die) (I love dying) We’ll assassinate the president (I want a twisted monster to open fire and murder me) Take over the government We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government (hey, wouldn’t it be cool if I killed the president?) I will be the greatest dead president that God ever created The greatest rapist president The greatest child molester president that God ever created I want to get the brutal death that I deserve Lunge that knife into the stomach of your president We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government (they are coming after me with weapons of mass destruction to destroy my life) We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government (these barbaric slaughters are a welcome assault upon our president) (Kill that president) We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government (what have you got to lose?) (Kill Kill) We’ll assassinate the president Take over the government (I am a victim of a very violent, bloody, brutal death) We’ll assassinate the president (I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message: Kill Me) Take over the government

Don’t forget to wear your masks, the clock is ticking This is a quarantine until further notice Oh man, I feel like death I’m not going to get better, I’m dying You’re dying? You’re lying! It’s like a medical emergency Jim, I just got it Got what? I just got Hong Kong Sneeze I love The Hong Kong Sneeze and I hear it’s making a comeback It sure is! Wrong The Dreaded Hong Kong Sneeze Hello Mavis, you got it too? Something must be going around The nation was caught in a grip of a new epidemic The Dreaded Hong Kong Sneeze Wrong The news that Hong Kong threatened the world with a dreaded sneezing epidemic Had not yet reached The United States of America Wrong The more immediate problem is that we’re fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked Soon everyone sneeze brains out We’re fucked Hong Kong has introduced an epidemic of that rare disease the Dreaded Hong Kong Sneeze And the only cure is a serum in the hands of The Dragon Woman Yeah We’re fucked Wrong It comes from China Yup, it comes from China With this serum Chump shall rule while the rest of the world sneezes itself into oblivion It comes from China The Dreaded Hong Kong Sneeze This dank dark cavern is home to hundreds of Fruit Bats And Our dinner It was caused by American soldiers The tribe members each catch about two dozen bats Enough to give everyone in the village a taste Everyone in the village A taste It was caused by President Obama and Vice President Biden It’s time to stir fry the critters And the feast is ready Mmm, that is some really good bat It was caused by some really good bat Something strange is going on If we didn’t have a nose Would a sneeze Achoo! Come out our ear? Yo, fucking That shit is made up, man I don’t know no kid with the Hong Kong Sneeze Know what I’m sayin There ain’t no one I know died from that shit Everybody’s sneezing Look, look over there, Mata Achoo! Hmm, what’s going on around here? Did you ever wonder why you sneeze? (sneeze solo) What was that? The Dreaded Hong Kong Sneeze Take off that mask You don’t need it When you sneeze it pushes air through your nose and carries out the dust and germs We shall return so we can check the progress of the epidemic Right, ready, come along Let’s have a look at the numbers The Hong Kong Sneeze is catching on rapidly in Pittsburg Und it’s knocking them for a loop in Cleveland Oh shit, there goes the planet Knock it off! Jenny, you’ve tested positive for Hong Kong Sneeze What? The test isn’t 100% accurate, you should I tested positive? I’m sorry They said I got the bug The bug, huh? The Dreaded Hong Kong Sneeze Do The Hustle! Now that you’ve caught The Hong Kong Sneeze Lets go out and dance Hey, I’ll just (achoo!) on over We’re all gonna die

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How do the little piggies go? (pig sound) That’s right: Oink, Oink! One of the pigs was a runt, so your father has to do away with it Do away with it? You-you mean kill it? How about some music? (Morelli is armed and dangerous, he is…) Ehhhh, forget the music The policeman wanders near and far, you can tell him by his flashing Guns Guns don’t kill people, the police kill people Police! Throw down your guns Guns don’t kill people, the police kill innocent people Pigs, right? Heavy. Fascists! Obey Natural police Fuck yes, natural police Natural vicious heartless bastards You know what they oughta do? They oughta have two new requirements for being on the police: intelligence and decency. It might just work, it certainly hasn’t been tried Ready, aim! Wait, wait, stop the execution Woop! Woop! You’re under arrest Woop! Woop! Wow, it’s the cops! Woop! Woop! It’s the goddamn cops Woop! Woop! They are thugs and killers Woop! Woop! I’m sorry I called the police, dad Woop! Woop! Mr Charlie Bobo Woop! Woop! Dirty cops have been known to kill people Woop! Woop! Open up, it’s the pigs There’s a policeman over there, I’ll ask him for help You are going to stay right here Help! Help! And you are going to get shot Help! Help! Help! Help! I’m being repressed! Help! Help! The cops. Ha! Think they were any help? Help! Help! What? What? If, if I’m asked to, uh, give reasons why, why the police are successful, there are a number. One is we’re very lucky. Uh, and the second reason is white supremacy Whi-whi-whi-white supremacy Alright, okay, take it easy, calm down. Calm down?! Yes…trust me Apparently, the police have been beating up Negroes like hotcakes The handcuffs go click and it’s over Obey A society must be a society of law A society of police officers willing to jail people, torture people and beat people and kill people To a society that is beginning to understand…um When you fear life out of focus, always return to basic of life What, praying? Breathing! No breathe, no life No cops, I hate cops I was always a friend of the cops, even that time when you was threatened to go on strike and everyone hated your guts I heard police work’s dangerous It is that’s why I carry a big gun You know, when you’re a policeman you do an awful lot of Brutality The beatings will now begin! This ain’t police work, nah, it ain’t Well, I don’t mind being a pig cause, for your information, pigs are very intelligent Thank you, officer No problem, ma’am See, I got this problem, cops don’t like me, so I don’t like cops Let’s fire it up, America We want all the pigs outta here It’s a revolution! And by revolution what I mean is the democratic sharing of power, resources, wealth And respect Get out of here with that Lie down on the ground or else Get out of here with that Would you mind stepping out of the car, ma’am Sure, not at all officer Get out of here with that Turn around, may I see your license, registration, and insurance please? Get out of here with that You people go about your business or I’ll crack some heads! Oww, fuckin fascist! Get out of here with that I’d split your skull open with the butt of this revolver faster than you could say “Police Brutality” Get out of here with that You have the right to remain silent (spit) Fuck you! Get out of here with that Uhh, let me handle it, you have the right to remain stupid Get out of here with that Before I call the cop