Hey man, is that TV Magic Coloring Kit?
Yeah, man
Well, turn it up, man!
We proudly offer a brand new album by Slim Whitman
Spaghetti sauce just ruined this expensive silk blouse
This dress shirt just became a costly rag
Bellissimo! Magnifique! C'est si bon!
Okay, guess what I got? Pasta Fazool!

Garlic and tomato pasta
Crushed garlic and vegetable pasta
Mushrooms and parsley pasta
Oregano shrimp pasta
Mashed potatas and gravy pasta
Fresh pasta
Mmhmm
Whole wheat pasta
Garlic, celery, and watermelon pasta
Mmhmm
Chocoate onion pasta
Mmhmm
Mmhmm
Christmas Cookie and hotdog pasta
Mmhmm
Corn off the cob pasta
Mmhmm
Mmhmm
Fresh salmon dump pasta
Mmhmm
Chocolate salmon egg pasta
A-ha
Edible casing with rump roast pasta
Chicken feet and gizzards pasta
Liquid smoke sauce and sour clams with turkey jerky pasta
Ohh yeah

Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Nutritious
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Nutritious
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
You’ll bless this fresh pasta

Homemade pesto pasta
Pasta alfredo
Piping hot fettucini alfredo
Pe-Pe-Pe-Pe-Pe-Pe Pesto pasta
Garlic, butter, parmesan cheese, chocolate chip omelette pasta
Parmesan cheese, garlic, basil, fluffy chocolate mousse pasta
Onion, garlic, peppermint candy, eh, eh, don’t forget the ice cream pasta
Fresh ground coffee, curry powder, chocolate syrup, garlic, strawberry banana muffins pasta
A squeeze of mayo pasta
The ultimate guacamole breakfast pasta
Fresh, hot, frozen fruit pasta
Delicious yucky vegetable pasta

Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Nutritious
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Nutritious
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pasta

Russian people in boiling water pasta
Baby inside your stomach pasta
Difficult mothers with major problems pasta
This is a piece of [BEEP] pasta
A videocassette of oriental weddings pasta
Mmhmm, Mmhmm
Oriental ladies in preservatives pasta
Mmhmm
Slice your hands into small chunks pasta
Ridiculous American kids watching The Larry King Show enjoying little packages of, uh, bratwurst flavored candy pasta
Oh yeah
Rivers overflowing and tornados and hurricanes pasta
Someone who can’t chew too well pasta
Small bottles of denture liquid pasta
Homemade sausages leftover for about a year pasta
Literally pasta in a Ziplock bag pasta
A very fancy box of nutritious vegetables loaded with cocaine pasta

Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Nutritious
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Nutritious
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
You’ll bless this fresh pasta

Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta

Woo

Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Woo
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Nutritious
Woo
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Woo
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Woo
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Nutritious
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
You’ll bless this
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Woo
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Woo
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Nutritious
Woo
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Delicious
Woo
Pa-Pa-Pasta
Nutritious
Woo
Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa-Pa
Pa-Pa-Pasta
You’ll bless this fresh pasta

Gah, does that sound great?
We like to make pasta
Fresh pasta
Mmhmm
Woo